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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2011.12.20 14:02:00 -
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Blood ofGODS wrote:I was laughing uncontrollably when I reached the section on Molden Heath.
Let me begin.....
"Molden Heath to the coalition is traditionally a peaceful area that has good trade and decent mining and mission systems. Our squads have been often dispatched to put out any fires that have spread in the area and as is often the case, the pirates have been moved on."
Sir, I have no idea what your are smoking, but you are obviously dillusional.
If you would please look at Gunpoint Diplomacy's killboard for the past year, please tell me, that MH is safe
FURTHERMORE
"The Xziles are a corporation that will conduct some pirate activities in the area. Black Rebel Rifters have been seen conducting piracy in the area, these newcomer corps and alliances will often lose ships to our forces as they understemate the powers that we harness."
Last I checked, The Xziles have not lost a single ship to Electus Matari, Eve University, or Shades of GAY
Not only is your spelling fail, your information fail, and your state of mental health disoreiented, you remind me of a 4 year old on Barney that thinks the world is so fun and safe and the police (Eve University, your "cloalition" ect.) will protect you from the mean bad guys (Gunpoint Diplomacy, The Hatchery, and other pirating corps).
YOU NEEDZ TO LOOK AROUND BOY! PIRATES RULE YOUR WORLD ASSHAT
I saw this too and laughed so hard my coworkers thought I'd gone nuts. The Xziles being on that list is laughable at best... and the fact that we got no mention for trolling anyone and everyone we found saddens me immensely. As for Black Rebel Rifter Club (They were never very good to begin with since about half of their members can't enter high sec without being ganked on gate/leaving station).
Down with Taxes! (Teon Tea Party!)
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Tauren Tom
Order of the Silver Dragons
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Posted - 2011.12.20 15:05:00 -
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Silver Chair wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
I saw this too and laughed so hard my coworkers thought I'd gone nuts. The Xziles being on that list is laughable at best... and the fact that we got no mention for trolling anyone and everyone we found saddens me immensely. As for Black Rebel Rifter Club (They were never very good to begin with since about half of their members can't enter high sec without being ganked on gate/leaving station).
Down with Taxes! (Teon Tea Party!)
Awwwww Tom you still remember us. How sweet. You guys sure do stay butthurt for a long time. It was just a few mining ships. It will be ok. Don't be mad bro! What you should have done is not alliance hop and accept our war dec like real men, but alas, that is what cry bears do 
I remember you quite well :) How'd you like that gank tristan and dramiel that kept blowing you and cargo up on the leisure station in teon?
And not our fault we have billions in isk to toss away on a whim :)
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Posted - 2011.12.20 16:09:00 -
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Kaeda Maxwell wrote:
So do we, hence we frankly don't care about about how many Thrashers you can gank under faction police protection. So Basically you're bragging about camping hi-sec gates and stations, worse then that you're bragging about it to lowsec pirates who can't be arsed to gate camp themselves because it's boring as hell.
Funnily enough when that faction police protection gets removed because we declare war, you suddenly don't feel like fighting and decshield. I wonder why that is? Don't fancy your chances do you?
Anyways we're still ganking miners, in Molden Heath (though we can't hold a candle to RANSM) so you; one stopped nothing and two decshielded the moment there was any risk of getting shot at in return.
classy.
/me slowclaps
Quite honestly given how many of you showed up to harass our all of two ships that were camping your mates in, I'm pretty certain you cared :P
To your first arguement I say this: Read my very first sentence of this post.
To your second statement: We did not dec shield, we merely threw away a billion isk to form a more active alliance with which we invited you to war dec us again.
Miura Bull wrote:"NO ASTEROID WILL BE LEFT UNTURNED. BLOOD WILL FLOW ON THE MOONS OF GELFIVEN.
UNLESS.
YOU PAY A RANSOM DEMAND OF 17 BILLION ISK AND SAY SORRY FOR BEING NAIUGHTY BOYS."
Our accountants said this was excessive and we sent it off to the space IRS.
Miura Bull wrote:
THIS WILL NOT END. WE ARE LEGION. WE ARE R1FTA.
Pretty sure you tried to end it after you realized we were better at economic warfare than you.
We await your response. We are Dragons. We don't really care to rip off a slogan from another group.
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Posted - 2011.12.20 16:49:00 -
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Kaeda Maxwell wrote:Tauren Tom wrote: We are Dragons. You need pills. 
Give me yours?
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Posted - 2011.12.20 17:12:00 -
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*is a furry* *takes offense to insults and prepares to make witty "so and so is being sexist/discriminatory against my relgion" petition to CCP*
My care meter seems a tad empty today... Where's all the R1FTA cries? I notice fewer and fewer of you by the day in high sec :)
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Posted - 2011.12.20 17:37:00 -
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Jones Bones wrote:The Brutor Bike Co. would like to remind the denizens of New Eden of our excellent selection of bikes and bike accessories. Our store fronts can be found all around the Amamake solar system. Visit one of our agents today!
Naga stole my bike :\
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Posted - 2011.12.20 18:08:00 -
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Dirty Protagonist wrote:oh... i miss Debes Sparre  Tauren Tom wrote:Blood ofGODS wrote:I was laughing uncontrollably when I reached the section on Molden Heath.
Let me begin.....
"Molden Heath to the coalition is traditionally a peaceful area that has good trade and decent mining and mission systems. Our squads have been often dispatched to put out any fires that have spread in the area and as is often the case, the pirates have been moved on."
Sir, I have no idea what your are smoking, but you are obviously dillusional.
If you would please look at Gunpoint Diplomacy's killboard for the past year, please tell me, that MH is safe
FURTHERMORE
"The Xziles are a corporation that will conduct some pirate activities in the area. Black Rebel Rifters have been seen conducting piracy in the area, these newcomer corps and alliances will often lose ships to our forces as they understemate the powers that we harness."
Last I checked, The Xziles have not lost a single ship to Electus Matari, Eve University, or Shades of GAY
Not only is your spelling fail, your information fail, and your state of mental health disoreiented, you remind me of a 4 year old on Barney that thinks the world is so fun and safe and the police (Eve University, your "cloalition" ect.) will protect you from the mean bad guys (Gunpoint Diplomacy, The Hatchery, and other pirating corps).
YOU NEEDZ TO LOOK AROUND BOY! PIRATES RULE YOUR WORLD ASSHAT I saw this too and laughed so hard my coworkers thought I'd gone nuts. The Xziles being on that list is laughable at best... and the fact that we got no mention for trolling anyone and everyone we found saddens me immensely. As for Black Rebel Rifter Club (They were never very good to begin with since about half of their members can't enter high sec without being ganked on gate/leaving station). Down with Taxes! (Teon Tea Party!) oh tommy boy... let me feed this fire here really fast: http://ransm.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10814042http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=21376and don't forget http://prons.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=21377but you didn't want those ships anyway, right? let's face it. that's the only excuse you can think of for why you're so awful~
The standard mega I actually didn't, ask cephas :)
the navy mega I kinda like but replaced already :P
the oneiros like the navy mega has already been replaced :D
My cares for lost ships are minimal. And say hi to Cephas for me. I might want to do another 1v1 with him in a few days. Finally going to test that fit he gave me.
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2011.12.20 18:20:00 -
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Mr Morita wrote:This thread is now about buttes.
It wasn't already?
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Posted - 2011.12.20 18:33:00 -
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Bip Bippadotta wrote:Mr. Tauren Tom - You look very unhappy in your picture.
Do you know that you can change that in the Captain's Quarters mirror?
The pirates look like that are a lot more fun, actually the pirate guys and girlz are pretty hot.
I'm a grumpy old man >.>
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2011.12.20 18:53:00 -
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Bip Bippadotta wrote:Mr. Nyx dont worry "safesex or nosex" (but i have to tell you something.....this is a videogame)
Mr. Tauren Tom sorry ur grumpy.
I think I am going to try to be a pirate now that exams are done. Should I go to Molden Heath?
That seems like where all these though guys and girls are.
Molden Heath is a great place to be a pirate and or general asshat. Plenty of Russians passing through on their way to low/null and have no clue how highsec fighting works. Always a gang or two roaming about. Reverberation Project and Broken Chains Alliance pretty much run everything from atlar toward skarkon. Dragoons (another supposedly anti-pirate alliance) Runs about Bosena down to B-VIP9 And ofcourse all the pirates run about in between. High sec is full of can tippers and bait barges just waiting for a juicy can flipper to fall for their ploys.
Molden Heath is a pirate community where even the carebears are pirates.
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2011.12.20 19:33:00 -
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Vasavia wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:
Molden Heath is a great place to be a pirate and or general asshat.
It should be noted, the bold terms are NOT mutually exclusive. EDIT: I broke the quote and I can't be arsed to fix. Sorries.
Don't worry! We don't expect miracles from our pirate bretheren. Btw, Region christmas party this year?
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Posted - 2011.12.20 19:34:00 -
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Silver Chair wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:Dirty Protagonist wrote:
let's face it. that's the only excuse you can think of for why you're so awful~
Edit: An excuse would also be this toon started as indy and only trained into actual fittings earlier this year. Look at my losses on battleclinic and you'll notice a trend. New class of ship every month or so as well as new type of weapon or module. It's EvE online, never said I wasn't a carebear. I'm just a carebear with crap fits that flies about for in overpriced ships and saddly doesn't cry in local when he losses them. Finally, we can agree that you are flat out bad at this game
Because being bad at a game is something to be ashamed of XD
Seriously though, you guys never redecced us.
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2011.12.20 19:43:00 -
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Jack Dant wrote:Tauren Tom wrote:Broken Chains Alliance pretty much run away from everything from atlar toward skarkon. Fixed the only bit of your intel that's even remotely accurate. Everything else is around 2 years out of date.
Hey, I saw a couple Dragoons in your neck of the woods yesterday. You guys are slacking.
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Posted - 2011.12.20 19:50:00 -
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Firelight Morgenstern wrote:TomTom wrote:
Seriously though, you guys never redecced us.
Umm is that in open invite? Cos we can if you want us to. Highsec wars aren't gay if we don't touch, I guess. And we've been busy failing at eve to anti-pies recently.
Well after all the threats we expected atleast a "presence" in any of the many systems we go into. Hell, we haven't even seen you lot much in your own home system :)
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Posted - 2011.12.21 03:37:00 -
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I see thread hijack is successful as always. Though it lacks the immense spam of trollface.jpg
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Posted - 2012.01.10 13:03:00 -
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The EvE Gate didn't collapse. Chuck Norris merely round house kicked the wormhole to another dimension.
*stares at Jove space expecting Chuck Norris to come flying out in a Ford F350 ass kicking machine*
Naga stole my bike!
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2012.01.13 13:32:00 -
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Uh oh, I think gunpoint is butt hurt they couldn't catch my carrier XD
1) If you didn't notice by my name I used to play WoW you should look into returning to primary school.
2) Clearly I don't care enough about Chuck Norris to get his vehicle correct
3) I love doing these lists because you twats will read them and then dissect them to make some sub-humorous attempt at a comeback.
4) U MAD BRO?!
Edit 1: For random poo flinging fun yea!
Edit 2: I MAD BRO!
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2012.01.19 16:07:00 -
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Stop Necroing threads >.>
Keeps giving me popups saying "A new post has been made"
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Tauren Tom
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Posted - 2012.03.22 18:07:00 -
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The Thread that just doesn't stay Dead.
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